RE: DINNER AT A CELEBRATED RESTAURANT

krittibas... dinner at a celebrated restaurant in berkeley sounds fantastic!  i love places that people celebrate or that others find celebrating or that celebrate regularly.  celebration is the essence of celebration.  the problem is i live in los angeles.  but it's just a minor problem.  you sound very successful and i'm sure you could find a private jet to fly me up and back just for dinner.

i think you do meet all of the criteria for my partner.  except for the "within 5 mile radius of west hollywood" one, and the "between the ages of 34 - 39" one (as you're 62).  and i'm glad you enjoyed my relaxes, because i relaxes a lot.  i relaxes all day if i can... and if i can't, at least i make time to relaxes for at least half the day every day.

regarding me being a lovely person inside and out, well that's a tough one.  i hate most people, pull the wings off of flies, and try to purse my lips in a frown like manner so people don't approach me or try to talk to me as i don't like strangers, nor do i like to help strangers even if they're elderly or pregnant.

oh, the other thing, i have zero interest in the adriatic nations.  i mean c'mon, "macedonia," as if that's really its name.  it's the "former yugoslav republic of macedonia."  and it's not a member of nato - even albania is a member!  but then as if albania is so great... it's europe's largest supplier of heroin.  and talk about croatia, it's not just a trade route for human trafficking, it's an actual destination, ie instead of trafficking the girls to the u.s. they keep them for themselves.  so yeah.  that's where i want to hang with you.  sounds fun.  maybe you can get me some heroin and drug me so i can be smuggled across the border into "the former yugoslav republic of macedonia," through serbia so i can end up in croatia working in the sex trade.  you win!   best date contest is yours!

and i'll just pretend you didn't mention koh samui (thailand? what, are you obsessed with the sex trade?).

okay krittibas, thank you for the compliment on my face.  it was sweet.  but don't send the jet.  i won't be needing it.

perhaps you should go to thailand or croatia on your own.  i am CERTAIN you will find a girl.