RE: HELLO FROM NEPHI

hi nephi.

so you're 40, divorced, 5' 7", and have a white man's fro (which you sometimes tie back into three ponytails).  i wish you had winked.  then i could have ignored you.  but no.....

so we would have great conversations together?  it's odd that so many people are convinced of this.  i'm not really sure why when people know so little about me.  

so here's the list of why we wouldn't have great conversations:

1. you wake up early, i don't
2. you like black coffee, i don't.
3. you like animated movies, i don't.
4. you like to clogg, i don't.  i don't even like watching it.
5. you like guinness, i don't.
6. you are a "de facto pescetarian", i'm not.
7. you think i'm well adjusted, i'm not.
8. you're stable, i'm not.
9. you like to "over exhaust yourself," i don't.
10. you like toronto, i don't (i had a whole doctor with a clown nose experience that scared me away).
11. you like to run marathons, i don't.
12. you don't smoke, i do.

see, really we have nothing in common, and therefore nothing to talk about.  so i don't think coffee would be very fun.

find a clogging "pescetarian" who loves animation and i'm sure you'll find love.

xx.