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January 4, 2011

RE: GREAT GUY! ACT NOW AS SUPPLIES ARE RUNNING OUT

so you said you'd tell me which brand later because you didn't want to say upfront that you worked with forplay inc?  delicious Sexywear?  Naughty Laundry?  and you didn't think i could figure it out on my own?  you may have been in the fashion industry for about 10 years, but i'm pushing 9.  you don't have much on me. 

i deal with super high-end ready-to-wear and vintage couture clothing.  you manufacture lingerie which sells at a retail pricepoint of $10 - $20 (wholesale $5 or $6?).  it's just so wrong to equate cheap costume lingerie with high end couture. 

oh, and that little note that your divorce doesn't count because you were only married for 11 months is really weird.  you say it's one of those "jams you got into"?  i've never heard marriage described that way before.  luckily you won't be getting into any "jams" with me.

smiles.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh don't be such a snob. Everyone knows that women who wear couture have to adorn themselves with some skanky, crotchless undies every once in a while just to let out that inner trashy side that resides in all women. Didn't you know?

matchmaker said...

oh it's not the skanky pornstar lingerie lines he sells that really disturbed me. it's the one i didn't mention that really got me: "no curfew!" the bra / underwear line for tweens and teens. that one threw me for a loop.

Anonymous said...

Audible eww. Must go wash eyeballs now. Just thinking about it gives me the willies down my spine.

matchmaker said...

ha ha ha. i was waiting for your response. lol.

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